Todd's List of Lies that he told me over the two years
yeah, I know, it seems obvious they were all lies when you put them together like this, BUT they were told to me individually and every so often over the course of two years, so it wasn't so obvious at the time. Then again I'm the type to trust a friend.
Was in a Levi’s jeans commercial
Had Saddam Hussein in his sights during the gulf war as a Navy SEAL but
didn’t get the order to shoot.
Hurt his leg during a jump in the Navy SEALS
Had his nose and arm broken during SEAL prisoner of war training exercise.
(did you ever see GI Jane?)
Told his Ex-Girlfriend that he had cancer and needed chemotherapy
Dated Heather Kosar (before she posed in playboy magazine)
Went on two dates with Alyssa Millano
(told ex-girlfriend that he met Alyssa during a Baywatch tryout. He was
selected but his C/O in the Navy wouldn’t let him participate. Oh
also stated that David Hasselhoff was a jerk)
Played in the March Madness Final Four – Cincinnati
Been to Area 51 – saw some incredible stuff. Told me about a plane
/ whatever that could hover and then shoot to another point miles away
almost instantly.
Told ex-girlfriend that the police came to his door with pictures of me
taking money out of ATM machines with his bank cards that were stolen.
This is the lie that really made me furious
Had a story published in Readers Digest
Won the local tough man competition in Pittsburg
Fought in the Gulf War, came back and his wife was pregnant with someone
else’s kid.
Loaned $5,000 to his friend that used to work at Pizza Hut. This was to
help save the guy's house. I understand that they now are truck drivers.
Told his ex-girlfriend that he was working when he wasn’t. I was
there when he told her on the phone he was at work. He was unemployed
at that time.
Upon being questioned directly by his ex-girlfriend as to whether or not
he slept with anyone while they were broken up, he outright told her no.
This is also a lie.
Has 80+ sky-diving jumps
Was drinking tequila in memory of the death of one of his friends that
served as a Navy SEAL. And since we all know that Todd R. Baker was never
a Navy SEAL we also know that this is also a lie.
Got in a fight and broke a guys nose during new year's eve party when
someone jokingly called him Rico Suavey. Talked to his ex-girlfriend and
this never happened. The guy did call him Rico but Todd kind of laughed
it off
Told me that his mother was going to pay off his Citi Financial bill
Told me that for my birthday he sent away for a Bobble-head created to
look like me. I never got it.
Told a lady at Citi Financial that his daughter was in an automobile accident
and he had to go to Florida – She doesn’t even live in Florida
Told the girl that was watching his apartment when he left the state after
the laptop episode (see Younessi.com/baker – Update for full story)
that he was taking the job in North Carolina and that they were paying
him $70,000+ a year.